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So the Congressional Democrats want us to understand a few things. Ladies, take note, we’ve been missing the boat.  We’ve not given them the respect they are due for their incredible superior intelligence and forsight. Here’s the top 10 reasons we should turn our lives over to the Congressional Democrats. 

#1.  We should turn over the nation’s healthcare to them because they are smarter than all the healthcare professionals in the country including Doctors who have given their lives to studying medicine.  

#2.  We should turn over helping the poor to them because they are far more in tune with the ministering skills that are expected of Christians who serve with the hands and feet of Jesus.  Christians and their churches, simply don’t understand the magnitude of the problem and haven’t got the skills to do anything of real help. 

#3.  We should turn over homeland security to them because they are far more adept at knowing the best way to guard our nation’s borders and guard intelligence.  Evidence is their strict adhereance to the law regarding the southern border and illegal immigration.

#4.  We should turn over war matters to the them because they are far more intelligent and savy in the details of winning wars than those who have given their careers and lives to securing the national defense, such as that pesky, lying, puppet General Petraeus.   

#5.  By all means we should turn over if not all, the majority of our money to them because they are the epidomy of financial security and independence and always are very conservative and thoughtful in spending not only their own money, but the money of others.

#6.  We should turn over sex education to them because they are far more intelligent than a child’s parents about the intimate educational needs of our children. 

#7.  We should turn over the right to life to them because they are far superior in their intelligence in determining the value of life than we or even God is.  

#8.  We should turn over our right to live in freedom because they are far more superior than we in determining who should and should not actually enjoy freedom.

#9.  We should turn our climate over to them because they are far more intelligent and superior in climatology than God. 

10.  And we should turn over the flag to them, it’s just a striped rag you know.   It doesn’t really mean anything more than a tool in freedom of expression.  Who needs it, or for that matter, even wants it. 

 
11.  And just to make things perfectly clear, we should turn EVERYTHING over to the Congressional Democrats because well…..they aren’t Bush.  

On Tuesday, September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this anniversary of our country’s worst tragedy. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms.

In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood shoulder-to-shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all but disappeared. Our patriotism pulled us through some tough times and it shouldn’t take another attack to galvanize us in solidarity. Our American flag is the fabric of our country and together we can prevail over terrorism of all kinds.